i honestly could not date someone who wasn’t funny
isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM HUSSBNAD
Two possibilities exist…..
Either we are alone in the universe or we are not.
Both are equally terrifying.
Either we are alone in the universe or we are not.
Both are equally terrifying.
“
| — | Arthur C. Clarke (via rebreathing) |
When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.
“
| — | Lemony Snicket (via psych-facts) |
